why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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