you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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