Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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