Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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