...so i touched it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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