Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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