how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my shit smells like andre
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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