what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
