porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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