Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
this will be a night to untag.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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