Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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