you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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