Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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