i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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