my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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