I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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