I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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