that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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