remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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