dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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