In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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