i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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