It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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