they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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