Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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