I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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