Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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