I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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