R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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