so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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