return my video game
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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