Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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