She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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