I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Are we still banned from the library?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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