they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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