just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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