i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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