Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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