looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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