We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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