I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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