Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
