So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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