If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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