I can't watch pbs sober anymore
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize