I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
ok first of all what the fuck
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