id be glad to
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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