I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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