What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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