whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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