You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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