Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I could fuck to npr.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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