It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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