There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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