Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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