Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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