My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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