it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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