Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This is the high leading the old right now
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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